When you actually have no idea how to do normal push-ups but you can do an unlimited number of karate push-ups.
Those little cute kids doing katas much better that I (x.x), now I feel like I am the worst karateka…
It’s about to be a bad day at karate when you forget wour water bottle.
Watching movies and saying the names of all the technique that they use during the movie… and driving your friends crazy.
That one person in your club that constatly shows off and makes you so annoyed that they can still beat you.
I don’t waste my time going to parties and hooking up with complete strangers. I go to karate to get more confident, improve myself and reach my goals.
Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world.
When you tell someone you train karate, and they start making kung fu hand gestures